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So I’m thinking of writing a parenting book but I can’t decide what to call it…
- Rocks in my dryer
- Don’t eat that
- Yogurt on the carpet
- Why do bananas have to have those stringy things anyway?
- Eggs are a dinner food
- I love you too; that’s why I’m so mean sometimes
- I don’t want to make the lego tank again
- Yes I know mommy said a bad word
- Crayons in the couch
- God didn’t give you eyes on the back
- Jam side down
- Sand in my shoe
- My purse is not a garbage bag
What do you think?
I think that “Yes I know mommy said a bad word” should be made into a T-shirt, at least, if not a book. But if it WAS a book, the subtitle would be “That doesn’t mean you can, too”.
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I vote for “Jam Side Down” because it’s got a great ring to it, is short enough to fit on a jacket cover nicely and it makes you think for a while, and then laugh out loud. Really hard.
While jam side down applies to Braydon’s piece of toast on the carpet this morning (inches away from the tile),…all of them would work.
lol. Rock in my dryer. Hands down.
My favourite is “Yes, I know mommy said a bad word”